Monday, February 25, 2008

JUDGE YOUR LADY

Judge your lady:
These are a few ways to rate your partner/ to be partner. Giving so much time to this bullshit came to me as I saw many instances where “love was not only blind but also foolish”.
I have tried to number better traits higher but again as we all know if you tend to be utterly foolish you can choose the lowest numbered item

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Higher number towards 10

1 Feminism (Number 0 to 10)

2 Attitude: 1. Rude 2. Dutch 3. ok 4. Flirting 5. Sweet

3 Complexion: 1. rotten wheatish(no need to feel offended) 2. Brown 3. Wheatish 4. Milky white 5. brownish white 6. White

4 Face: 1. manly 2. tough 3. Soft 4. Fluffy

5 Voice: 1. hoarse 2.squeaky 3. sweet

6 Figure: 1.Fat 2.skinny 3. slim 4. perfect (I am bad at quantitatively defining the figure, so sorry)

7 Hair texture : 1. wiry 2. coarse 3. medium 4. fine

8 Hot: (number 2 to 10) assumed that all women look a bit hot

9 Feel of men counterpart: (number 2 to 10)(assumed men generally slip on any lady)

10 Beauty: (Probably lies in the eyes of beholder)

11 Usual Walking/standing style 1. legs apart 2. carries self in elegance

12 Eyes: 1. hooded 2. small 3. prominent

13 Eyes’ colour: 1. choclate 2. sapphire/aquamarine 2. Black

14 Cleavage: 1. Droopy 2. Balloon

15 Traits: +ve(Sociable, Orderly, Intelligent, Shy, Sensitive)Find the –ve ones yourelf. Can’t take pain to write more for you(Can’t be numbered)

16 Monetary attraction: 1. You always pay for her 2. equal distribution 3. takes initiative and fairly equal distribution

1 comment:

rajiv said...

nice one!!!